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“The Kiss of Death” by Claire Perricelli

“Would you give someone you love ‘the kiss of death’?” by Claire Perricelli

“Chocolate produced by child slaves never tasted so good!” by David Strauss

“Hershey’s: Why take candy from a baby when you can get chocolate from children?” by Tyson Weems

“Hershey’s Chocolate: Sweet moments from little hands.” by Tyson Weems

“Hershey’s: Sweet chocolate. Bitter story.” by Tyson Weems

“Hershey’s: Ignorance is Chocolate Bliss.” by Tyson Weems

“Hershey’s: Milk or dark chocolate, extra dark past.” by Tyson Weems

“Hershey’s Chocolate: So good, kids have worked for it.” by Tyson Weems

“Observe a timeless tradition. Enslave S’MORE children, Hershey’s.” by Stephanie Richey

“Hershlease Chocolate: Bars the rights of laborers and reserves the right to exploit all natural resources.” By Mary Acosta

“Chocolate treats! From Hershey’s Kids to Yours!” By Jay Smith

“Hershey Kisses are Hershey Tears! Buy Fair Trade, not Children’s Pain.” By Kari Jensen

“Hershey’s Chocolate: Now with 10% LESS Child Labor!” By Stephen Minister

“It’s true. Children really DO get enveloped in Willy Wonka’s candy bars.” By Marianna Tubman

“Hershey’s is not just FOR kids – it’s BYE kids.” By Marianna Tubman

“There’s a real KID in every KISS.” By Marianna Tubman

“Each time you reach for one, you give a CHILD a KISS” by Marianna Tubman

“Enslaved by Sweetness” by Ian Elwood

“Support slavery, buy Hershey’s chocolate.” by Clayton Day

“Hershey’s chocolate, made with real slave beans.” by Clayton Day

“Dark Chocolate, Semi Slavery, Sweet and Slavery- Choose your favorite flavor of slavery” by Shaytu Schwandes

“to the tune of that jingle all baby-boomers remember: ‘Hershey’s makes the very best heartache!’” by Diane Waye

“Hershey’s makes integrity irrelevant!” by Diane Waye

“Hershey’s Kisses Justice (for child slaves) Goodbye” by R Eklund

“Hershey’s: no morals; Smore Profits” by R Eklund

“Abhorrently Abusive. Hershey’s smiles are illusive.” by Ophelia Hu

“Hershey’s chocolate slavishly good” by Bagua Devine

“There’s denial in every Hershey bar” by Luke Kozlowski

“Hersheys – From anywhere in the world, who knows?” by Sharon Rickert

“A ‘psst’ for you- ‘make it 100% FAIR’” by Tony Reddin

“Hershey’s: Our chocolate is only as sweet as the children who harvest our ingredients!” by Mr. Ted

“Hershey’s: Exploiting children to bring you cheap chocolate” by J.L. Abajian

“I’ll join the world to stop you, Hershey’s!” by Blair Malcolm (original: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you”)

“Don’t Bar Cocoa Workers Happiness, Hershey’s!” by Blair Malcolm (original: “Hershey Happiness”)

“Don’t Bar my Happiness, Hershey’s!” by Blair Malcolm (original: “Hershey Happiness”)

“You’ve known the Hershey squirts. What you may not know is that it also applies to their child slave labor force!” by Brett Dengate

“Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Look elsewhere.” by Balfour Gerber

“Dear Hershey’s,
I LOVE chocolate,
But not at the cost of children!!
Child Labor is CHEAP
And abusive….Oh yes,
You already KNEW that.
Rescue these young children from the cocoa fields
And return them to their families.” by Helen Bumpus

“A little bit of slave labor sweat in every bite!” by Archer A. (Tony) Jordan

“…chocolate by kids not for kids”

“Enslavement, Their Vertabrae are the stepping stones to your Health(and our Wealth)” by Doug Knapp

“Hershey’s Chocolate — Pure Hypocrisy” by Art Weller (original: “Pure Hershey’s”)

“Decidedly Deceptive, The Hersey’s Kiss” by Art Weller (original: “Delightfully Delicious, One of a Kind KISSES”)

“Hersey’s Drops — A Lot of Hypocrisy in a Little Drop” by Art Weller (original: “A Lot of Hershey’s Happiness in a Little Drop”)

“Hershey’s is great/Nourishes better than bait” by Brian Zeid

“HERSHEY’s is NOT for KIDS” by Nancy Steir

“Hershey Misses (a play on Hershey Kisses)
They miss the opportunity to:
- Improve the lives of those laboring to bring their products to market
- Win the hearts of conscious consumers
- Develop good standing with the socially responsible investment community
- Enhance their reputation as an upstanding corporate citizen that recognizes the potential and power of its role in the global marketplace” by Sarah Martinez

“Hershey’s chocolate: so good you can almost taste the forced child labor” by Lindsay Wilson

“Got slavery?” by Dan Coe

“Only thing I get from Hershey’s is the squirts! Ewwwww” by Alison James

“Hershey’s, where we trade sweat for sweets” by M.L.

“Can you taste the bitter truth?” by Caralea Page

“Slavery’s Not So Sweet for Easter…Or Any Other Time” by Parker Brown-Nesbit

“A Kiss on the Grass…
…Shows You Love the Environment…and People Too! Fair Trade!” by Ed Nemmers

“Now you’ve heard of everything–GREEN Chocolate!”

“Got chocolate?” by Angela Braden (original “Got milk?”)

“Live to Eat chocolate, eat chocolate to live” by Angela Braden (original: Harley Davidson’s “live to ride, ride to live”)

“Bringing bleak moments of Hershey hell to the world everyday!” (original: “Bringing sweet moments of Hershey happiness to the world everyday.”)

“More Guilt Less Pleasure!” (original: “100 Calorie Bars: ‘More Pleasure Less Guilt’”)

“Sometimes you feel like a butt — for crapping on child slaves that harvest the cocoa!” (original: “Almond Joy: ‘Sometimes you feel like a nut’”)

“A little child slavery for everyone!”(original: “Hershey’s Miniatures: ‘A little something for everyone’”)

“One of life’s big mistakes!” (original: “Hershey’s Nuggets: ‘One of life’s little rewards’”)

“You got your child slavery in my chocolate!” (original: “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: ‘You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!’”)

“‘Break time. Anytime.’ Except for child slaves that harvest the cocoa!” (Kit Kat)

“‘Gimmee a Break’ — Get child slave labor out of my chocolate!” (Kit Kat)

“Don’t know if you heard, but this chocolate’s a turd.” by Amu Louvier

“Your Kisses are like stings from a bee.” by Amy Louvier

“Exploitation never tasted so sweet.” by Amy Louvier

“Hershey’s REAL Mission: Bringing the sweat of child slaves in every Hershey’s chocolate to hungry consumers everyday.” by Lisa Wong (original: Hershey Company Mission Statement: “Bringing sweet moments of Hershey happiness to the world everyday.”)

“No golden ticket.”; “Sweet deal.”; “It tastes like wax anyway.”; “Not everyone likes chocolate.”; “Chocolate can get pretty dark.”; “Give me a break.”; “Dark chocolate.”; “Aphrodisiac?”; “Desserted.” all by Brian Correia

“Change is good.” by Sara Krauss

“Whatchamacallit? We call it slavery.” by Sara Krauss

“Hershey, have mercy.” by Rohan Goyal